Kids ask there parents about Boobs and Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20′s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30′s to 40′s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.”

“Onions?”

“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, “Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?”

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20′s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30′s and 40′s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50′s, it is like a Christmas Tree.”

“A Christmas tree?”

“Yes – the root’s dead and the balls are just for decoration.”

The Mysterious Cities of Gold

Mysterious Cities of Gold

Well to say i am very happy bunny is under statement, what luck i turned onto kix tv just to watch dragonball z kai as there was nothing else on, after that it was there ads.

Well i did not expect this they announced that The Mysterious CIties of Gold the follow on series from the original from the 80's and the movie will be airing on there channel. Now this came as shock as i was told the new series production was halted in 2011 and it was scrapped, i had been following it for 4 years after the original series finally made it to DVD which was the one show i had waited to come to dvd for long time

So come 11th november i will be watching the movie and having all episode recorded to watch.

Thinking about a new direction

It is not i do not like the games or bored with them, i do enjoy them but i think it is time to quit them, well only in a small sense, instead of playing them i will make guides on them on how to make it easier and what you can or cannot do, and as much hints as possible as well as videos guides where possible.

I need to do a lot of work on my website and it going to need a big amount of my time and i am going to start looking for a local job that has decent pay that means me and my family can have better lifestyle and finally look to buy our house.

I will still run my own business but i will change it to be out of work hours and run it more like a hobby that gets me extra income as i do enjoy the work, i could easily turn the business into a big business that i employ with but i rather have a secure job and know i am also getting a pension as there not much security in the self employment.

Anyway i will continue to do what i can where i can now got other stuff to do, i will also want to spend more time on my blogs writing stuff on them, i be gratefully if people can follow the ones there interested in and add me to there circles on google plus so if i do leave facebook i can still remain friends with everyone.

New balloon event

Now the balloon event has been released i will prioritise the new quests first to be posted.

Farmville 1 or Old farmville

Ok i am posting this because to many people think i play old farmville 1, i DO NOT PLAY IT, it is crap and boring, i only play farmville 2.

The reason i collect posts for farmville is because some of my family play it and moan at me to help them, but i can not be arsed to do it, so i let the auto collect grab it, now this is going to annoy people and make some defriend me, but there is plenty of farmville friends out there that appreciate the help even though i am not doing it because they do not have huge amount of farmville friends.

Coasterville

Well it seems coasterville has been giving a reprieve for now, i do not have any information now if it will close and if so when. I looks like it will survive to it first birthday after that will depending on ratings and zynga finances which are improving now.

Housework here i come lol

Ok i am off for now to do housework and have the house nice and tidy for my wife and the kids come home. Although once the kids are home it will be a mess within 10 minutes but hey at least i will have made the effort lol.

I wonder...... read on

I am wondering how many people would unfriend me if i put my picture on facebook, as i have feel there would be a lot because people are shallow and care only about appearances and not the person.

I am not saying i am gorgeous or if i am unattractive i am just curious how shallow people really are, to reinforce my belief humans are inhuman.